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What did i miss whose,fighting?
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Reblog if you’re just a hardcore shipper. Doesn’t...
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Conversation with God
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise u won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did u let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home, I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,
declares the Lord. Isaiah 55: 8
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the-mad-samcedian: I feel you creepin’, I can see it from my shadow… Wanna jump up in my lamborghini gallardo… Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae-bo… Then possibly bend you over… And watch me SMACK THAT 
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chord vs. the glee boys...the rileystreet mission...
effinbullseye: OMG MY ASK !!!! lol :::going to check:: enjoy this chapter in the meantime!!!! so excited! lol    Read More
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Fangirl 1: alskjdhlkjh
Fangirl 2: lasdljkhklñ!
Fangirl 1: OJJHASLJUGKJ!
Fangirl 2: LALJKHJHDHLH!!
Fangirl 1: OMG! I KNOW, RIGHT!?
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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Food on my dash
laugh-out-loud-johntot: Me: Having a Bad Day? Click, Laugh and Follow this Blog :)
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Receipts!
beardycats: The first message she sent me is in there too, cuz yall want them receipts!
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When someone asks you to do something and you get...
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU..
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ASHLEY FINK TWEETED ME....AGAIN!!!!!!
beardycats: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SHE DID? POST IT!
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PAUL WESLEY IS IN ROLLBOUNCE.
I was shocked when i saw that he was in it, this was me
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Let's be honest.
youonlyliveonce92: If Sam and Mercedes were to have sex, TV would NOT be able to handle it. It’d be X-rated, and not suitable for minors. In that case Mercedes Mafia members should get a private viewing of the episode.
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Chord rapping doeeeee
youonlyliveonce92: Listening to Stereo Hearts again! yassss!
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Parents: They spend the first 2 years of your life...
youonlyliveonce92: most-awkward-moments: Then they spend the next 16 year telling you to sit down and shut up. I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile. So does the Mercedes Mafia as well “SIT DOWN” “TAKE A MOTHAFUCKIN SEAT” I love you guys!!!
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"Dreaming of the streeeeeet"
annie-larsen-overstreet: thepizessamcedian: justlivelovedream: why why…. tell em that its human nature Why Why… Does he do me that way i like livin’ this way…
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Parents: They spend the first 2 years of your life...
most-awkward-moments: Then they spend the next 16 year telling you to sit down and shut up. I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
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